thegourmetgourmand:

Strawberry Sorbet + Sorbet Cookie Sandwiches

When your friends are having a relationship and you’re just there like:

box-o-laughs:

retarded seals.

(Source: living-a-different-world)

theamericankid:

How I feel about facebook

(Source: theamericankid)

jtotheizzoe:

Please Reload Webpage In 31.69 Years To See Results

Big universes. Big numbers. How do we make sense of billions? Our brains just aren’t wired to do it, although we’ve seen some pretty amazing ways that we measure stuff on those largest scales.

A weatherman in Belgium has set up the Billion Second Clock. It will count up to 1,000,000,000 in seconds. Which will take 31.69 years. That’s a big number.

(↬ Let’s count to one billion seconds, unfortunate use of Comic Sans at the link)

I just sent a message to myself in the future. This is like a time capsule. 

(Source: theamericankid)

theamericankid:

Don’t forget the slight pelvic thrust

(Source: theamericankid)

theamericankid:

Now I just need Vacuum Man, Dishes Man and Cooking Man